Monday, November 20, 2006
Caption this!
I was extremely busy today, and only coaxed the Grey Lady out of her blue plastic dress a few minutes ago, which meant that I also only just realized that the front page photograph was perfect for a caption contest:
11 Comments:
By 
TigerHawk, at
Mon Nov 20, 08:09:00 PM:
I'll start:
"See, Vlad, this is what happens if you don't 'stay the course'."
By 
, at
Mon Nov 20, 08:14:00 PM:
"Weren't we promised some Kool-Aid?"
By D.E. Cloutier, at
Mon Nov 20, 08:51:00 PM:
"These 'ao dai' silk tunics look a lot like Monica's blue dress."
By allen, at
Mon Nov 20, 08:57:00 PM:
Black pajamas would have been apropos. However, the blue dress does capture the heart of the times.
By , at
Mon Nov 20, 09:07:00 PM:
By SR, at
Mon Nov 20, 10:32:00 PM:
By GreenmanTim, at
Mon Nov 20, 11:00:00 PM:
These hospital gowns really let it all hang out, eh Putie?
By Lanky_Bastard, at
Tue Nov 21, 09:23:00 AM:
By , at
Tue Nov 21, 12:48:00 PM:
Bush to Putin
"Vlad, will you please take your finger outa my ass, the guy in yellow at the back is watching"
By , at
Fri Nov 24, 04:39:00 AM:
Bush to Putin
Vlad, concerning your finger, it doesn't have radio active thallium on it, does it? - I'm starting to feel a tad dizzy.
Putin to Bush
Naw, George, not radio active thallium, but all will be revealed after your autopsy. By the way, that guy in yellow at the back, he's my apprentice, bribed him with missile technology. Either that or I'll bomb the bastard.
Goodby, Turkey.
By , at
Fri Nov 24, 02:15:00 PM:
Putin to Bush.
It's safe to tell you now, George, my finger has a transparent coating to protect me, but on that coating is Pollonium 210. My old mates in the KGB used it to silence their critics when we were blowing up apartment blocks in Russia, to blame the Chechens, so the voters would elect me, a powerfull leader, who promised action against the Chechens.
Ain't it easy to fool the masses?
Dubya to Putin.
Easy, Vlad, I'm ahead of the Game. I got a condom stuffed up my ass, to protect me from Pollonium 210. My advisers thought you'd use that method.
Now I know you for what you are and will act accordingly.
Now who's the Turkey. Kismet, buddy!
Did you check your breakfast cereal?
