Monday, November 20, 2006
What will you be doing on December 22nd?
Being a hawk, I'll have to remember not to have an orgasm that day.
The Global Orgasm for Peace was conceived by Donna Sheehan, 76, and Paul Reffell, 55, whose immodest goal is for everyone in the world to have an orgasm Dec. 22 while focusing on world peace.
"The orgasm gives out an incredible feeling of peace during it and after it," Reffell said Sunday. "Your mind is like a blank...."
I daresay.
The organization's web site says that mass simultaneous orgasms can alter the Earth's "energy field."
The mission of the Global Orgasm is to effect change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy. Now that there are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti- submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, the time to change Earth’s energy is NOW!
The intent is that the participants concentrate any thoughts during and after orgasm on peace. The combination of high- energy orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention may have a much greater effect than previous mass meditations and prayers.
The goal is to add so much concentrated and high-energy positive input into the energy field of the Earth that it will reduce the current dangerous levels of aggression and violence throughout the world.
Presumably faking orgasm does nothing -- the Earth knows.
The interesting question is whether massive simultaneous orgasm by a bunch of Northern California chardonnay-sippers and their like-minded allies can reduce the aggression of al Qaeda and the Iranian Pasdaran. Or does the system need for the orgasms to be dispersed geographically? If so, then it seems to me that we run a great risk if we have orgasms and the enemy does not. Wouldn't that be, like, unilateral disarmament?
26 Comments:
By 
D.E. Cloutier, at
Mon Nov 20, 12:25:00 AM:
The whole thing is a screwy idea.
By Lanky_Bastard, at
Mon Nov 20, 01:46:00 AM:
Evidently it's the hippie version of mass prayer.
By Dan Kauffman, at
Mon Nov 20, 02:29:00 AM:
What are the results of me instead, having a bowell movement while meditating on the total destruction of my enemies?
You know something like
Take a Crap for War?
Think I should start a anithesis to globalorgasm website?
By Purple Avenger, at
Mon Nov 20, 04:35:00 AM:
Don't you dare question their science ;->
By 
, at
Mon Nov 20, 10:33:00 AM:
Were always getting these wackos doing something crazy for world peace i mean if their not releasing toy balloons or setting lit candles on little paper boats or meditating or eating special diets or doing weird and starnge things now its orgasims whats wrong with these people anyway?
By Fabio, at
Mon Nov 20, 11:28:00 AM:
By GreenmanTim, at
Mon Nov 20, 12:45:00 PM:
DEC, your subtle double entendre does you credit.
Such an anthrocentic view of the universe demeans all the other procreatic energies of life on Earth. If we all decided to, er, cum together, it wouldn't make a cosmic ripple in the baseline of energy of all those amoebae getting down with a little binary fission.
By , at
Mon Nov 20, 12:52:00 PM:
I sense a hippie plot to get laid.
"But babe, we GOTTA do it today. The fate of man/womyn/trans/?? kind depends on it!"
By Georg Felis, at
Mon Nov 20, 01:19:00 PM:
I think their minds were a blank *before*...
By skipsailing, at
Mon Nov 20, 02:06:00 PM:
I gotta put that date and time on my calendar.
I'm planning a counter event: let's all have a wargasm!
My goodness the sixties were an embarrassment.
By , at
Mon Nov 20, 02:56:00 PM:
Yes sirus sir we have heard that MAKE LOVE NOT WAR MAKE FRIENDS NOT ENEMIES crap and all our GIs got from those filthy hippies was being spat on by those pigs the all should go jump in a lake with their sissy pink flower posters
By Fausta, at
Mon Nov 20, 03:47:00 PM:
Newton proposes going to see Casino Royale on Dec 22.
By Catchy Pseudonym, at
Mon Nov 20, 03:50:00 PM:
Bird you crack me up! More than anyone on here, you need to join in on the fun on the 22nd. You should call Anne Coulter and see if she's free for a few minutes that day and alter her "energy field".
By GreenmanTim, at
Mon Nov 20, 04:35:00 PM:
Kind of an update, really, on the Victorian admonition to certain less than amorous wives to endure spousal advances by "thinking of the Empire." Or maybe Prince Albert, who I understand was a hottie.
By , at
Mon Nov 20, 05:56:00 PM:
Dan Kaufman is right on. The aging hippies need a global enema on Dec 22.
By Fabio, at
Mon Nov 20, 06:30:00 PM:
So why don't we launch a "Warmonngering Day" in explicit opposition to this inanity?
By , at
Mon Nov 20, 09:29:00 PM:
Good idea. Everybody goes to the range on Dec 22 and shoots the hell out of a Bin Laden or other Islamic Terrorist target.
By Assistant Village Idiot, at
Mon Nov 20, 10:57:00 PM:
Please, please, will some journalist have the courage to ask the Clintons what they think of this. Separately or together, I don't care.
By Fat Man, at
Mon Nov 20, 11:07:00 PM:
"Being a hawk, I'll have to remember not to have an orgasm that day."
Being an old fart, I have problems remembering, but even more problems having an orgasim
By GreenmanTim, at
Mon Nov 20, 11:14:00 PM:
Given the sheer number of human beings in South and East Asia, they are going to win the orgasm energy field altering race without any extra effort. We make be facing a situation of emission creep unless we all pull together.
I kill me.
By , at
Tue Nov 21, 12:43:00 AM:
"Being a hawk, I'll have to remember not to have an orgasm that day."
No, just don't think about world peace while you have that orgasm. Think about something that will alter their energy field, lol.
BostonMaggie
(I can't sign in properly because of this blasted google business)
By Assistant Village Idiot, at
Tue Nov 21, 08:43:00 AM:
If they have enough Boomers attempting this without uh, chemical assistance, instead of world peace we might only get a cease fire.
By GreenmanTim, at
Tue Nov 21, 05:02:00 PM:
"When the cock is drunk, he forgets about the hawk." - Ashanti proverb
By GreenmanTim, at
Tue Nov 21, 06:18:00 PM:
I should, perhaps, have said "come together", but that would have been just rubbing it in.
I kill me. Stop it!
By , at
Wed Nov 22, 03:04:00 PM:
Maybe their holding their ORGASIMS FOR PEACE on DEC 22 is becuase thats the WINTER SOLSTICE they day whe the pagan lunatics get together at places like STONEHINGE and others to jump and cavort about perhapes hold a burning man festival and maybe sacrfice a few animals
By GreenmanTim, at
Wed Nov 22, 06:27:00 PM:
Keep firing away, Bird of P. Your utterances here are by far the most hysterical, and your spelling hands down the most unorthodox. But don't be so quick to dismiss druidic sacraments. Hard to beat single malt whisky quaffed from an oxhorn cup around a roaring fire in the dark of the year.
