Thursday, August 19, 2010
I woke up this morning to this status update from a Facebook friend (and actual friend) with more than the usual, er, capacity:
It took six rounds of Lagavulin, but finally got the guy sitting next to me at the Petroleum Club to shut up after a spirited but vacuous discussion. Turns out he's the top trial lawyer in Oklahoma, a Marxist, and can't hold his liquor. After he passed out, the entire team at the bar gave me a standing ovation, which I feel is an undeserved accolade.
Nice. I can think of less effective means of "tort reform." Only 49 "top trial lawyers" to go!