Saturday, December 05, 2009

Tiger's Rachel 

Not saying it is right or anything, but you can see why Tiger was tempted.

Men are indeed simple.


By Anonymous Anonymous, at Sat Dec 05, 08:55:00 PM:

You have a better news feed than I do.  

By Anonymous A Conservative Teacher, at Sat Dec 05, 10:36:00 PM:

Certainly better than Jennifer Flowers or Monica Lewinsky. Nice pic- camel anyone?  

By Blogger Escort81, at Sat Dec 05, 11:35:00 PM:

One of the best things about being single is that it is impossible to commit adultery (though I suppose hooking up with a married woman would at the very least make you party to adultery, if not technically an adulterer; that is not something I would choose to do, however). It isn't very good to stray on a girlfriend, but it is pretty bad to do so on a wife and a family, where kids are concerned. I imagine that it's easy to rationalize and happens all of the time, of course, and maybe a mulligan (to borrow a golf term) is negotiable after the fact, in Tiger's case.

I am concerned, however, that Tiger may have chipped up onto Astroturf and not on a green of real grass. NTTAWRT.  

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Sun Dec 06, 04:29:00 AM:

He def has a type of blonde semi-slutty look he likes. I prefer his wife's looks. Dumb blondes never did it for me; or dumb of any hair color.

I'm surprised, given the stories coming out, that she didn't shoot him. I'd be very surprised if she doesn't move out shortly after Christmas.

I would. With this record, you're basically admitting to being a whore of some kind (yes, Hillary qualifies; her money was political power).  

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Sun Dec 06, 07:00:00 AM:

Will Whoregate soon replace Climategate in people's minds?

Per Google:

Results 1 - 10 of about 29,900,000 for climategate.

Results 1 - 10 of about 21,300,000 for tiger woods girlfriends.  

By Blogger JPMcT, at Sun Dec 06, 07:43:00 AM:

Bony butt...cameltoe...move on, nothing to see here.  

By Blogger Retriever, at Sun Dec 06, 07:45:00 AM:

Go read Cassandra's post...http://www.villainouscompany.com/vcblog/archives/2009/12/tiger_woods_vic.html#comments  

By Blogger buck smith, at Sun Dec 06, 12:02:00 PM:


You made me laugh. I guess if your playing football there is a higher risk of injury with astroturf. Not so with with tiger's preferred activities, golf or extracurriculars.  

By Blogger Escort81, at Sun Dec 06, 03:14:00 PM:

JPMcT - I will defer to your judgment, since you are a physician and know much more about human anatomy than I do, but can you be more precise in your characterization of "bony butt" -- I am not sure I see anything wrong with the posterior as pictured.  

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Sun Dec 06, 03:45:00 PM:

I guess if your playing football there is a higher risk of injury with astroturf. Not so with with tiger's preferred activities, golf or extracurriculars.

A married man who is the highest paid professional athlete in the world should know better than to bed down a woman (much less three of them) who has 8x10 glossy photos of herself.

He's a hound, and deserves whatever hazards beset him and off the course.  

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Sun Dec 06, 05:55:00 PM:

Yeah, after seeeing his wife it's pretty clear that men are not only simple but dumb.  

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Sun Dec 06, 06:05:00 PM:

I'm not into women with less body fat than me. Give me Monica Belucci or Penelope Cruz anyday.  

By Blogger JPMcT, at Sun Dec 06, 06:15:00 PM:


Well, I'm not a proctologist, but just compare these two NSFW pics of the
Bony Butt
...muscular, flat and generally looking like you can put your beer on it without falling off...and this more

Hard to define, but I know it when I see it.  

By Anonymous feeblemind, at Sun Dec 06, 07:55:00 PM:

Re JPMcT: Had the medical profession not worked out, I believe you would have made a good livestock judge. Livestock judges not only have to rate, say, a class of fillies from best to worst but they also must give reasons to justify their picks. Looks like you have the reasons part down as well.  

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Sun Dec 06, 10:06:00 PM:

I'm not defending us ordinary guys catting around, but some things just go with the territory of A listers.

Years ago, when the New York tabloids were all over the story of New York Yankee manager Billy Martin being in a bar fight in a Texas strip club ... his wife's response was: "I don't care where Billy gets his appettite, as long as he eats at home."

They don't make them like they used to.  

By Blogger Escort81, at Mon Dec 07, 12:36:00 AM:

JPMcT - A thouhtful and excellent explanation, point taken.  

By Blogger Mr. Bingley, at Mon Dec 07, 07:52:00 AM:

If you're going to cheat at least have some class and don't go gutter-trawling. Cocktail waitresses? Party hostesses?


By Anonymous Hangtown Bob, at Mon Dec 07, 03:10:00 PM:

Nice Cameltoe !!  

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