Friday, April 10, 2009
The truth hurts
Heh. It's Friday, so some laughs are in order:
Obama Reaches Out to 'Moderate' Pirate Community
Sample:
For too long, America has been too dismissive of the proud culture and invaluable contributions of the Pirate Community. Whether it is their pioneering work with prosthetics, husbandry of tropical birds or fanciful fashion sense, America owes a deep debt to Pirates.
I needed that.
5 Comments:
By 
, at
Fri Apr 10, 10:17:00 AM:
The Pirate Community Forever!
Maybe the President will surprise us with an address in which he:
1) Blames the pirates
2) Does not blame the United States
3) Promises to defend Americans against piracy on the high seas.
4) Follows up the rhetoric with action.
It could happen.
By 
Christopher Chambers, at
Fri Apr 10, 11:08:00 AM:
Not even mildy amusing. try again.
Now HERE is some funny stuff:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/08/baracknophobia-hannity-ba_n_184568.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/07/republican-caller-tells-l_n_184244.html
I have two suggestions for more made-up stupid issues for reich-wing blog banter and derangement (which can be amplified on the Militia newsworks): the exploding and dangerous pigeon population--spreading now to our heartland's towns and factory farms...oops...I mean yeoman family farms, and big government's ultimate threat to freedom and blantant socialism: speed cameras.
There're some juicy international issues we can go Disney on as well. Lemme noodle them over and offer some Pajamas Media Talking points...
double heh, and a Happy Easter to all...
By Elijah, at
Fri Apr 10, 11:27:00 AM:
There is a line in the movie Snatch-
"Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity"
How appropriate
By Diogenes, at
Fri Apr 10, 02:01:00 PM:
Our "teenager-in-chief" did not study the Barbary pirates (1500-1815 A.D.) nor Islam's long slave trading history.
Simply put, he isn't up to the job of commander-in-chief, teleprompter not withstanding.
By , at
Sat Apr 11, 01:04:00 PM:
Agree wholeheartedly with that last from Diogenes!
