Friday, January 09, 2009
The surefire solution to global warming
One's things for sure, if the Yellowstone caldera goes up we can all stop worrying about global warming.
8 Comments:
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Shhhhh!!!!!
You're not allowed to act as if there might be some higher force of nature than Al Gore managing things.
Might scare the horses and asses.
For several years, after learning about the Yellowstone supervolcano in one of Bill Bryson's books, I have asked Enviros a simplequestion - how are they going to protect ME from the planet? This is classic contract stuff - I promise not to hurt Mother Earth. Who countersigns to promise Earth won't sweep me away in a supersonic wall of Armageddon?
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.......but, yeah but, an eruption of the yellowstone caldera would be PROOF of global warning. I'm surprised you didn't know this.
We'd better have a talk. Call me.
Al Gore
By SR, at Sat Jan 10, 10:57:00 AM:
In 10 days, Obama will be President, and all will then be well.
Bill Richardson is not busy. We could send him to negotiate with the gods of Yellowstone.
By Dawnfire82, at Sat Jan 10, 01:02:00 PM:
If it's gonna blow, I hope it blows on January 20th.
Ought to suck that messiah aura away real quick.
By Georg Felis, at Sat Jan 10, 01:10:00 PM:
Obviously we need to sacrifice a virgin to the volcano gods. But where are they going to find one in Washington D.C.?
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Or maybe we don't have to be *THAT* afraid?
The USGS discounted chances for cataclysmic eruption of the caldera, noting that the hot, active magma chamber below Yellowstone has turned into "largely crystallized mush."
http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1869313,00.html
Vilmos
By Dawnfire82, at Sun Jan 11, 12:13:00 AM: