Friday, January 09, 2009
Headline of the week
As my grandfather used to say, "These is parlous times."
5 Comments:
, atDon'cha just HATE it when that happens.........?
By Mystery Meat, at Fri Jan 09, 06:40:00 PM:
This is a joke from a few years back. It went something like this:
Bush and Bill Clinton are getting their hair cut at a barber shop. The barbers ask the two if they want a splash of cologne? Clinton replies, "No. My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse." Bush say, "Sure, I have some. My wife doesn't know what a whorehouse smells like."
Ah, those were more innocent days...
By Cappy, at Fri Jan 09, 07:59:00 PM:
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There was a case, when an Israeli businessmen had to stay in a hotel in his city. He ordered a call girl. And she came ... his daughter...
In Taiwan, a guy was watching a porn movie. Then he recognized that one of the participants was his own wife.
Vilmos
By Gary Rosen, at Sat Jan 10, 06:01:00 PM:
Going OT but what the hell, my favorite Clinton joke is this:
Chelsea goes off to college and then comes home on her first vacation. Hillary takes her aside and says, "You can confide in your mother, I won't be angry. Tell me, have you started having sex yet?" Chelsea answers, "Not according to dad".