Thursday, September 18, 2008
"Well, morons, I hope this has been helpful"
Good morning, hillbilly mouth-breathers! How are we today? Did we put our shoes on the correct feet and wipe all the drool off our faces before heading outside to plant turnips and whup our kids? Good, good.
Read the whole thing (scroll after link)
8 Comments:
By 
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Thu Sep 18, 10:20:00 AM:
Very funny, and so true.
Sorry I gotta go now. I have to go cling bitterly to my guns and bibles.
By , at
Thu Sep 18, 10:28:00 AM:
I tried so hard to read it, but my "brain power" wasn't up to the task. I'm just not used to somebody "really smart" or "really well educated." The University of Chicago didn't expose me to any of that. Asstards.
By , at
Thu Sep 18, 10:41:00 AM:
But, how does she REALLY feel about us.........?
By , at
Thu Sep 18, 10:52:00 AM:
Just like a bad penny,the issue of condescending Democrats/Liberals keeps coming up. Not too long ago Megan McArdle took the issue, phrased in terms of coastal/flyover, blue/red, Ivy league/state schools.
Many of the commenters on that thread protested: moi, condescending? Perish the thought. IOW, if you think that I condescending, you are a dummy.
This has been a hit song of the Democrats ever since Ike and Adlai II.
By , at
Thu Sep 18, 12:33:00 PM:
Yeah, because union guys and inner-city welfare queens are usually quite the intellectuals.
You have to love it when Liberals point to education and poverty levels in the South as a means of insulting "rednecks"...when the majority of the crime and illiteracy is concentrated amongst that region's (massive) black population. It's just one of the many ironies in this.
By , at
Thu Sep 18, 12:59:00 PM:
She forgot to mention morning drinking and methampetamine.
By 
Charlottesvillain, at
Thu Sep 18, 01:29:00 PM:
Hey, let's not knock a wee dram of brown liquor with our eggs.
By GreenmanTim, at
Thu Sep 18, 01:54:00 PM:
'Zactly. There is now nutritional information on Budweiser cans, so beer counts as food. Why not scotch and eggs? Brandy and bacon. Sambuca and sausage. Saki and Rice Crispies. A 40 oz and a Powerbar for lunch. Honestly, Prohibition is so over.
