Saturday, May 16, 2009

How are wives like elephants? 

They never forget.
"LYNNWOOD, Wash. -- A 78-year-old Lynnwood woman is accused of beating her 84-year-old husband because she believes he cheated on her several times during their marriage.

"...One witness told police the woman admitted kicking her husband three times in the groin in the last six months because she believed he had an affair 35 years ago."
Now that is cringe-inducing.



By Anonymous NorwegianBachelorFarmer, at Sun May 17, 01:03:00 AM:

It took her 35 years to administer consequences? It took her 35 years to come to the conclusion there was an affair going on back then?

It usually takes a lot less than 35 years for the above.

My take: wife is undergoing some sort of senile dementia etc.  

By Blogger Khaki Elephant, at Sun May 17, 10:21:00 AM:

Whoa . . . I thought you were going to take this to an ugly place.  

By Blogger Georg Felis, at Sun May 17, 01:50:00 PM:

Real Husbands get smacked in the middle of the night because their wife had a dream in which they did something wrong. Been there, done that.  

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