Tuesday, September 15, 2009
"Law Date"
Are you actually looking to meet, date, and perhaps mate a lawyer? 'Nuf said.
Guys, check out the gender ratio.
6 Comments:
By Georg Felis, at Tue Sep 15, 06:22:00 PM:
Gee, and I thought all lawyers were d---s? Guess some are chicks. (self-edited as not to embarass the kiddies)
By Dawnfire82, at Tue Sep 15, 11:28:00 PM:
I always wondered... what's the point of editing words such that you know exactly what word was intended?
H - - L
G - D
F - - K
Seriously, the code isn't that tough.
At least ^!%*@ leaves room for the imagination.
By Georg Felis, at Wed Sep 16, 12:15:00 AM:
If it were not for the rhyme, I might have.
And certain members of the Jewish faith spell it G-d in order not to accidentally break the third commandment . As for myself, I'm starting to think the Devil controls traffic lights, just to get that third commandment exercised.
I'd say the large number of single lawyers indicates the dating market is as efficient as the financial market.
Date some warlike battle axe from Dewey Cheatam and Howe? I think I'd rather put my genitals in a paper shredder.
By Dawnfire82, at Wed Sep 16, 08:39:00 PM:
"I'd say the large number of single lawyers indicates the dating market is as efficient as the financial market."
Or that many lawyers are insufferable...
By Georg Felis, at Wed Sep 16, 11:29:00 PM:
Insufferable? I would not go quite that far. Even porcupines and sharks have mates (although not normally each other).