Sunday, January 13, 2008
One for the boys
For boys of any age, on the small chance you were wondering what the new Bond girl looks like...
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Sun Jan 13, 07:28:00 PM:
Once again, it is the poor peon's shoulders that must bear the brunt of the burden that must be borne. While the princely knights lie in comfort in their tall ivory towers, it is we little people who must do what must be done.
So be it.
I have gravely taken it upon myself to perform a long, exhaustive search for information on Olga Kurylenko in hopes of answering the question on everyone's lips:
"Are they real?"
Apparently so. Pulling out my 3000X electron microscope, I can find no proof of enhancement on any of the Hollywood sites despite carefully looking over hundreds of pictures of her in the most minute detail, just because that's the kind of thorough investigator I am.
I did, however, find out some very salient and juicy gossip:
- Jamie Lynn Spears was caught reading a GED ("Good Enough Diploma") textbook, apparently in case the graduation from her TV school doesn't pan out.
- Jessica Alba claims she's not a sex symbol -- right above the nude layout of her on HollywoodGossip.com.
- Britney isn't semi-topless in her new video because she's eager for publicity. It's because she "has a vision".
- Scott Baio, who played 'Chachi' on "Happy Days", lost his virginity to Erin Moran, who played his girlfriend Joanie. Apparently, it was a little 'happier' backstage than onstage.
And there we go.
On a personal note, it's nice to have finally added something valuable to the general narrative. :)
