Monday, December 17, 2007
Partisan holiday greetings
I have no idea how old this particular internet joke is, but it was new to me this morning:To all my Democrat friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
To all my Republican friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
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2 Comments:
By 
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Mon Dec 17, 03:46:00 PM:
Along the same vein, here is a Postmodern Christmas.
By , at
Mon Dec 17, 05:45:00 PM:
I received and forwarded several days ago. I don't think it is a joke. No Santas or manger scenes, didn't want to upset the intellectual side of the equation.
