Wednesday, March 01, 2006
"Democrats Vow Not To Give Up Hopelessness"
"In times like this, when the American public is palpably dismayed with the political status quo, it is crucial that Democrats remain unfocused and defer to the larger, smarter, and better-equipped Republican machine," House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) said. "If we play our cards right, we will be intimidated to the point of total paralysis."
As Betsy wrote, even Daily Kos fans would laugh at this. Maybe especially them.
3 Comments:
By 
Cassandra, at
Wed Mar 01, 03:21:00 PM:
Did you check and make sure that wasn't a real quote? It sounds suspiciously like her earlier "Unity? we don't need no stinkin' unity" quote on the GWOT.
That virtually begs for a "life imitates the Onion" headline.
By Pax Federatica, at
Wed Mar 01, 04:45:00 PM:
"Keep hoplesssness alive!" - Rev. Jesse Jackson
"I still believe in a place called Hopelessness." - fmr. Pres. Bill Clinton
"Hopelessness, not fearlessness." - Sen. John Kerry
By 
, at
Thu Mar 02, 12:23:00 PM:
Yeah, yeah. Laughing through the tears, I was.
Can't wait to see how my party snatches defeat from the jaws of victory this year!
