Tuesday, January 10, 2006
Europe Breathes A Huge Sigh Of Relief...
According to the religious edict issued by Rashad Hassan Khalil, a former dean of Al-Azhar University's faculty of Sharia (or Islamic law), "being completely naked during the act of coitus annuls the marriage".
Suad Saleh, who heads the women's department of Al-Azhar's Islamic studies faculty, pleaded for "anything that can bring spouses closer to each other" and rejected the claim that nudity during intercourse could invalidate a union.
When asked during a press conference to comment on Steyn's theory that Europe will soon be overrun by Sharia law, José Manuel Barroso, president of the European Commission was heard to remark, "Bring...it...on."
Via the perennially shaggadelic Mens News Daily
5 Comments:
By 
TigerHawk, at
Tue Jan 10, 12:42:00 PM:
Well. If you're a rich Muslim guy, you definitely don't want to live in a community property state. There you are, communing with your lovely wife, each with one sock on, and suddenly, without warning, she yanks her sock off and suddenly you owe her half your stuff. That doesn't seem fair at all.
By Cassandra, at
Tue Jan 10, 01:29:00 PM:
I just find this hysterical.
It took me seven tries to hold back the snark enough to post something that wouldn't cause you to boot me off your site. My sarcasm meter is completely pegged, but my head has exploded from not making all the tasteless jokes that occurred to me while reading this story.
By 
, at
Tue Jan 10, 01:45:00 PM:
Oh.my.
Being naked during coitus invalidates the marriage? Well, how would they know unless they were caught in flagrante delicto?
Cass, I had about forty seven snarks to eliminate so as not to invalidate this post...
By spd rdr, at
Wed Jan 11, 09:59:00 AM:
Baby, take off your coat...(real slow)
Baby, take off your shoes...(here, I'll take your shoes)
Baby, take off your dress
Yes, yes, yes
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
-Osama bin Randy Newman
By , at
Wed Jan 11, 09:55:00 PM:
Maybe we could reach a comparmise.
You can get naked, but you have to turn out all the lights. Or in the Muslim controlled states, blow out all the candles.
