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Monday, January 09, 2006

Scary news 

Ted Kennedy is writing a children's book. It "will deepen their understanding of how our American government works."

I know you're thinking, "He's not going to say it, is he?" Yes he is!:

Mary Jo Kopechne was unavailable for comment!

6 Comments:

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Mon Jan 09, 12:17:00 PM:

He named his dog "Splash?" And it is a water dog? Oh the snark train will run on this one...heh.  

By Blogger Cassandra, at Mon Jan 09, 01:08:00 PM:

What is Lar going to say about this one? I can hardly wait.  

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Mon Jan 09, 01:41:00 PM:

You know, I think Larry went to the Cetacean Wedding dressed in a sharkskin.
Of course, I am still not sure if he was on the bride's side or the Cetacean's, but well, you know what they say...always the bridesmaid, never the bride...

I wonder if he will come over here and tear out his implants on reading this new star in the kiddie lit arena.

Unfortunately, Tookie is unavailable for comment.  

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Mon Jan 09, 03:57:00 PM:

Over at OpinionJournal, they have:

Mary Jo Kopechne's children could not be reached for comment.  

By Blogger Cassandra, at Mon Jan 09, 04:09:00 PM:

Sen. Ted Kennedy, and his Portuguese Water Dog, Splash

BWAAAA!!!!!

We need a photoshop of Splash the Rescue Dog with a life preserver and a miniature keg of Chivas around his neck (for the Tedster, natch).

I *so* did not say that.

Back to work (diving under her desk)  

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Tue Jan 10, 12:34:00 PM:

I think Larry should out from under the sink by now...  

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