Saturday, April 17, 2004
Bin Laden Offers Truce if Kerry Elected
At least according to Scrappleface!
Money quote:
A spokesman for the Kerry presidential campaign said the truce offer "demonstrates that Mr. Kerry is the only candidate who can save America from the threat of terror."
The unnamed source speculated that Mr. bin Laden would prefer to deal with Mr. Kerry because "they are both intellectuals...you know, masterminds."
If you don't drop by Scrappleface on a regular basis, you are not helping yourself become a happier person.
Money quote:
A spokesman for the Kerry presidential campaign said the truce offer "demonstrates that Mr. Kerry is the only candidate who can save America from the threat of terror."
The unnamed source speculated that Mr. bin Laden would prefer to deal with Mr. Kerry because "they are both intellectuals...you know, masterminds."
If you don't drop by Scrappleface on a regular basis, you are not helping yourself become a happier person.
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