Thursday, March 18, 2004

A new weapon for terrorists 

Check out the new "Martyr Gun," designed especially for Islamist terrorists concerned that if they somehow fail to die they will miss out on the 72 virgins: "Its smooth, quadruple-action trigger fires a bullet at both you and your target, ensuring quick and easy martyrdom at the twitch of a finger."

Of course, if the Koran actually promises the martyr a bowl of "white raisins" in lieu of the 72 virgins, the Martyr Gun will not become very popular even among Islamists.

CWCID: Soundfury.


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