Thursday, November 17, 2011

Caption this! (Aussie rapture edition) 

The official caption from this official White House photo is, well, not entirely persuasive:

President Barack Obama waves to people in the gallery after addressing the Australian Parliament in the House of Representatives at Parliament House in Canberra, Australia, Nov.17, 2011.

We all know that you, our endlessly clever readers, can do better than that!

Caption This!


By Anonymous Brandoch Daha, at Thu Nov 17, 07:24:00 PM:

Mime Expresses "Futile Yearning" by Reaching Schmaltzily to Grasp the Sun  

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Thu Nov 17, 07:53:00 PM:

"And I have a good move to the hoop with my right hand, too."  

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Thu Nov 17, 08:36:00 PM:

"I am the One we've been waiting for."  

By Anonymous E Hines, at Thu Nov 17, 08:49:00 PM:

"Can I get an Amen, Brothers and Sisters?"

Eric Hines  

By Blogger Assistant Village Idiot, at Thu Nov 17, 09:04:00 PM:

Then we fling pixie dust on the economy...  

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Thu Nov 17, 09:22:00 PM:

In response to a legislators request, the President ordered up a rain storm for the drought-stricken Northern Territories after his speech.  

By Blogger John, at Fri Nov 18, 06:29:00 AM:

If that asteroid had come any closer to earth last week, I would focused like a laser and re-directed its course using my best organizing skills.  

By Anonymous Bill, at Fri Nov 18, 08:50:00 AM:

No need. Stay up there. I'll save them.  

By Anonymous Goldwaters Ghost, at Fri Nov 18, 09:42:00 AM:

"Picture it, will you? A mural spanning the Capitol Rotunda dedicated to my legacy...with cherubs and rainbows and unicorns farting skittles...the whole nine yards...and Me, descending Mt. Olympus in a fiery chariot pulled by Boehner and McConnell...I'm still in the rough sketches by you get the idea."  

By Blogger Georgfelis, at Fri Nov 18, 12:52:00 PM:

"Yes, you can go use the restroom" *sigh*  

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Fri Nov 18, 01:36:00 PM:

"I've got it! I've got it! I've got it!  

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Fri Nov 18, 01:39:00 PM:

"And then Reverend Wright raised his arm like this."  

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Fri Nov 18, 02:11:00 PM:

Nothing but net.


By Anonymous Anonymous, at Fri Nov 18, 04:25:00 PM:

"We're going to have all this
knocked through, and made into one big, uh, living room".  

By Blogger Unknown, at Fri Nov 18, 07:11:00 PM:

"And for my next trick..."  

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Fri Nov 18, 07:36:00 PM:

From my mouth to God's ear. You do pray to Jesus down under don't you?  

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Sat Nov 19, 01:06:00 AM:

The American President waves goodbye to his once-bright future.  

By Blogger John, at Sat Nov 19, 07:09:00 AM:

The secret of my many successes? I raise my hand like thus, and the inspirations for creating a better world just flood over me.

Parenthetically,this is such hard work that I must vacation and play golf frequently to relieve the stress and avoid the temptation of a ciggie. I also need all the energy I can muster to crap on the US when I entertain y'all.  

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Sat Nov 19, 10:56:00 AM:

I just grab on to the bulb, and the world revolves around me  

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wed Nov 23, 08:22:00 PM:

"And then I placed the sun in the sky. On the 7th day, I rested."  

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