Thursday, October 13, 2011
Caption this: Bumbershoots!
Of course, the official White House caption reads:
President Barack Obama and President Lee Myung-bak of the Republic of Korea participate in the State Arrival Ceremony on the South Lawn of the White House, Oct. 13, 2011. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)
Fortunately, you can do better.
I think they said the Washington Monument can still fall down after the earthquake, but I hope it waits until after the election.
Myung: "I did not realize that your nation worships a giant phallic symbol!"
Barack: "Yes. I am told it honors some dead white slave-holder who had something to do with the origins of this repressive state. My monument will be bigger. In my country, size matters. Er, sorry about that, Shorty."
Why is the Korean guy and his wife standing in the rain?
" I was trying to get a photo of the orange and black Princeton umbrella, but I was distracted by these two guys who seemed important."
"There's no need for the umbrella corporal, I'll simply command the sun to come out."
"Pass my jobs bill, and I'll bring back the Sun."
I make it rain
A spoon full of sugar makes Obamacare go down.
obama misses the ref when the Marine demeaned into holding an umbrella for him says 'a man with a wooden leg named Smith'
I voted for the American in 2008.
Chauncey Gardener gets someone else to hold his umbrella as he goes sightseeing.