Thursday, September 17, 2009

"I am a liberationist animal rights person who has a total commitment to veganism." 

The blog Men Are Not Potatoes has posted a hilarious personal ad entitled Vegan Roomate Wanted, purportedly from Craigslist.
Vegan household only. No animal products in the house; no new leather shoes (I am not going to shun you for an old pair of hiking shoes)I am an avid dumpster diver and may have old stuff in my life too that is on its last round), no honey, no bee pollen, no wool, no down comforters. I am a liberationist animal rights person who has a total commitment to veganism. It is a defining feature in my life.
The rest is equally hilarious.

I know some vegans and respect their dietary choices. I don't think any of them would extend their prohibitions to the wearing of wool, a sustainable resource if there ever was one.


By Anonymous Anonymous, at Thu Sep 17, 10:41:00 AM:

"I am childless by choice."

Darwin smiles.  

By Blogger Mystery Meat, at Thu Sep 17, 10:54:00 AM:

Here's the rest of it:


By Blogger Diane Wilson, at Thu Sep 17, 12:39:00 PM:

No one is ever just a vegetarian.  

By Anonymous Boludo Tejano, at Thu Sep 17, 01:10:00 PM:

Ah, the idealism of youth, wanting to do the RIGHT THING. One advantage of being an older person is that such shining idealism has been thoroughly tarnished by the dross of everyday existence, insuring that our eyes will no more be blinded.  

By Blogger Dawnfire82, at Thu Sep 17, 04:00:00 PM:

Anyone else find it ironic that a 'liberationist' keeps their cats locked up inside at all times, and gives specific instructions not to let them near an open door?  

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Fri Sep 18, 06:40:00 PM:

I could have told you it was a sociology major without reading the rest as well.

the COlonel  

By Blogger Assistant Village Idiot, at Sun Sep 20, 10:04:00 PM:

Don't be presumptuous Colonel. She could easily have considered half a dozen majors (most ending in the word "Studies") before settling on sociology.

Wait till she finds out there are bacteria dying in her stomach.  

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