Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Republican politicians 

Well, it's becoming clear that serious Republican politicians with a national profile and ambitions for higher office really need to be single, because stepping out on your marriage is not a great way to win the hearts and minds of Republican Party voters and swing voters (not to be confused with swingers who vote). June has been a tough month -- first Nevada Senator John Ensign, now Governor Mark Sanford of South Carolina.

Any other Republican politicians have anything to say, something they want to get off their chest? Let's rip it off all at once like a Band-Aid, instead of a drip-drip-drip of confessions.

Keep it in your pants, guys. It's not as if the press is going to cut you any slack (nor should they) the way they did for John Edwards. I mean, really, who do you think you are, Bill Clinton (NSFW video at link)?


By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wed Jun 24, 03:54:00 PM:

Who cares.

I'm worried about spending, taxes and an overreaching government.  

By Blogger Director Mitch, at Wed Jun 24, 04:24:00 PM:

A groping governor qualifies as overreaching...  

By Blogger Anthony (Los Angeles), at Wed Jun 24, 05:45:00 PM:

It was a set up. This is all part of Palin's master plan to eliminate her rivals. /tinfoilhat  

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