Monday, June 08, 2009

Caption contest 

Althouse is having a caption contest for this photo:

Maybe we should do the same.

I actually think that the FLOTUS, with a General seated to her left, is looking past Carla Bruni (the former singer and model, and wife of French President Nicolas Sarkozy) and not at her, but the expression on her face is apparently not a happy one.

Let me say that I would have no problem sitting between them and acting as a buffer, and engaging in routine chit chat. My French is still passable -- Madame, comment était le ski dans Courchevel cette année? -- and I could exchange pleasantries with the FLOTUS, asking how her older brother is doing coaching at OSU out in the PAC 10. The Secret Service and and French security could easily vet me. Just another service humbly provided by Escort81, this time in the interests of world peace.

CWCID: Althouse


By Blogger Muddy Waters, at Mon Jun 08, 03:38:00 PM:

"Did she just call me Chrissy? How did she know I'm the Tigerhawk troll?"  

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Mon Jun 08, 05:01:00 PM:

The blood wine must have gone sour! Ka plogh!  

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Mon Jun 08, 05:15:00 PM:

That looks like a normal liberal facial expression on the FLOTUS Face to me.  

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Mon Jun 08, 05:42:00 PM:

Sheeeit, 19 large for an 'art photo' of her and that not a porn shot?  

By Blogger Georgfelis, at Mon Jun 08, 05:52:00 PM:

Yeah, I could take her. Then I could have Escort81 all to myself.  

By Blogger Semper, at Mon Jun 08, 07:06:00 PM:

"I must find a new host body soon! This one will do."  

By Blogger K. Pablo, at Mon Jun 08, 07:07:00 PM:

Who farted?  

By Blogger Dr Weevil, at Mon Jun 08, 08:46:00 PM:

Someone calling himself "Escort81" offers to "humbly provide" what he calls "another service" for both women? TMI!  

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Mon Jun 08, 08:47:00 PM:

I am distressed that our MSM would even allow such a picture to be taken much less published. Where are all the folks we've hired for the Ministry of Propaganda?  

By Blogger Dawnfire82, at Mon Jun 08, 08:53:00 PM:

I second Semper's submission. Haha!  

By Blogger reedred, at Mon Jun 08, 09:14:00 PM:

i said i was the purple hair people eater not YOU!  

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Tue Jun 09, 01:22:00 PM:

"I can't believe that she just passed gas and is avoiding responsibility for it."

The Centrist  

By Blogger Patrick, at Fri Jun 12, 12:58:00 PM:

Quelle bouffonne!  

By Blogger Douglas Johnson, at Fri Jun 12, 02:43:00 PM:

They sat me next to you on purpose.  

By Blogger Douglas Johnson, at Fri Jun 12, 02:50:00 PM:

Oh man, this is JUST like Princeton.  

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Fri Jun 12, 04:34:00 PM:

"What did that crack about "interns" mean?"  

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Fri Jun 12, 05:02:00 PM:

"It's true - the French really DON'T bath!"  

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