By Charlottesvillain at 4/16/2009 04:58:00 PM
We came around one corner and suddenly right in our faces was a girl with one foot up on her window ledge (so to give you a better, uh, view), swinging her hips lasciviously right at pedestrian eye level, and if you could tear your eyes away from that, which I could because I’m not a lesbian, you’d discover she was disinterestedly texting on her cell phone with both hands while a cigarette hung out of her mouth. It doesn’t get much sexier than that.
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