Sunday, May 04, 2008
BikiniGate!
A school district fires a teacher for moonlighting as a "bikini girl" on chartered fishing trips. Video here. Captain Ed says it is "mildly NSFW," but only if you work for a madrassa or your cube is surrounded by straight feminists.
At the risk of getting into some serious trouble here, the most amazing thing about this whole story is Tiffany Shepherd's claim that she has three children. Her obviously elastic body is going to annoy more women than her boat candy gig.
CWCID: Glenn Reynolds.
6 Comments:
By 
Larry Sheldon, at
Sun May 04, 04:18:00 PM:
By Larry Sheldon, at
Sun May 04, 04:20:00 PM:
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By Larry Sheldon, at
Sun May 04, 04:20:00 PM:
Oops.
"kosher cheeseburger" is what I meant.
By Escort81, at
Sun May 04, 05:57:00 PM:
Not a fan of the dye job or the tatoo, but it's all good. Can't tell whether there is augmentation (hey, medical device companies have to make a living, too) or if everything is natural. My anecdotal data says that in Florida, it's pretty much a coin flip.
Somehow, I am having trouble believing she is a HS biology teacher, although I suppose there are some obvious jokes in there about teaching the birds and the bees.
Oh, well, she probably has a decent chance of shaking down the school system for a few bucks with the help of a lawyer, and getting rehired elsewhere.
Maybe George School is looking to hire; the TH son could investigate. It's a bit of a long drive to the NJ shore for her to pick up another fishing gig, though, and the bikini season is shorter.
Having been on a few fishing charters in mid-coast Maine (mostly sea bass), they definitely do not have first mates like that.
Must be sweeps month for FOX
By SR, at
Sun May 04, 06:19:00 PM:
To steal a line from the Democrat party: "Can't we just move on?"
By 
, at
Mon May 05, 08:55:00 AM:
Why do women (particularly attractive women) get tattoos? That's probably what drove the board over the edge - it really does call her judgement into question.
