Tuesday, March 06, 2007
Caption this!
18 Comments:
By 
, at
Tue Mar 06, 06:37:00 PM:
Nobody blinked for an hour...Take that, Ahmadinejad.
By 
Gordon Smith, at
Tue Mar 06, 06:44:00 PM:
I've got an idea! Let's get the hell out of Iraq, apologize for firing all those prosecutors, rescind the tax cuts for the rich, fully fund public education, fully fund the Veterans Administration, oversee the Pentagon's treatment of soldiers in our military hospitals, fire Dick Cheney for stonewalling investigations, start talking to Syria and Iran, get on the right side of the stem-cell debate, stop bashing gays, tell the anti-immigrant Republicans to go to hell, hold FEMA accountable for Katrina response, admit that I turned a surplus into a record deficit, create a universal single-payer health care system, finish the job in Afghanistan, rebuild our overstretched military, protect the environment, defend human rights, close Gitmo, allow trials for accused terrorists, promote alternative energies, and get me a new haircut.
By D.E. Cloutier, at
Tue Mar 06, 06:46:00 PM:
By SR, at
Tue Mar 06, 07:38:00 PM:
The world of Screwy. Heck, let's just become France.
By GreenmanTim, at
Tue Mar 06, 08:43:00 PM:
"Dang, where's the end of this thing? Now I'll never find that pot of gold!"
By , at
Tue Mar 06, 08:57:00 PM:
Let's get the hell out of Iraq - this would be a moral and strategic calamity
apologize for firing all those prosecutors - no comment
rescind the tax cuts for the rich - the tax cuts are a boon to the economy. What do you think the rich do with their money? They spend it or invest it.
fully fund public education - Newsflash: Public education IS fully funded. The money is criminally mismanaged and misdirected.
fully fund the Veterans Administration - no comment
oversee the Pentagon's treatment of soldiers in our military hospitals - no comment
fire Dick Cheney for stonewalling investigations - no comment
start talking to Syria and Iran - you realize you can't trust Syria and Iran, right? Like seriously...
get on the right side of the stem-cell debate - Personally support stem cell research but like public education, the funds become a boondoggle.
stop bashing gays - Personally support gay marriage.
tell the anti-immigrant Republicans to go to hell - Personally support immigration.
hold FEMA accountable for Katrina response - No comment.
admit that I turned a surplus into a record deficit - Bush did a bad job not vetoing any spending bills.
create a universal single-payer health care system - that debacle with the Veteran's health Care System? That's what ALL American health care would be like with a single payer system. Nice idea, but have you ever noticed the government's not good at spending money?
finish the job in Afghanistan - umm, I don't think we ever stopped.
rebuild our overstretched military - people like you are sure making it easy to recruit for the military.
protect the environment - no comment.
defend human rights - What do you think we're doing in Iraq?
close Gitmo, allow trials for accused terrorists - no comment.
promote alternative energies - no comment
and get me a new haircut - no comment
By Dizastro, at
Tue Mar 06, 09:04:00 PM:
I am the ghost of global warming future! You must heed my words or suffer dire consequences that--wait a sec, this isn't Al Gore's house. My bad dude.
By Yishai, at
Tue Mar 06, 09:15:00 PM:
See... I told you Iran had nukes. RUN!!!
By Gordon Smith, at
Tue Mar 06, 10:50:00 PM:
Moments later, the President's head was eclipsed by a blinding reality.
By , at
Tue Mar 06, 11:41:00 PM:
I vote for Screwy's second caption as winner
By , at
Tue Mar 06, 11:41:00 PM:
Look look its a sign als AL GORES sign of his accademy award he got
By , at
Wed Mar 07, 02:10:00 AM:
DAVID GREGORY
What exactly is the treatment here going to be then?
DR. BUSH
It's quite simple really. Were just going to show you some films.
DAVID GREGORY
You mean like going to the pictures?
DR. BUSH
Something like that.
DAVID GREGORY
Well, that's good. I like to viddy the old films now and again.
By allen, at
Wed Mar 07, 02:24:00 AM:
By , at
Wed Mar 07, 09:29:00 AM:
By , at
Wed Mar 07, 11:14:00 AM:
I have good news the JUPITER 2 has returned after beong lost for ten years in space and the BUBBLEHEADED BOOBIE WITH THEM
By , at
Wed Mar 07, 05:12:00 PM:
By , at
Wed Mar 07, 06:47:00 PM:
Today, when Mahmud Ahmadinejad defected to the inited States, he publicly attributed the move to a "halo" he said appeared around President Bush during a recent speech.
"I saw that Bush became surrounded by a light until the end [of the speech]," Ahmadinejad said in an jihad "rejection video". "I felt it myself, too. I felt that all of a sudden the atmosphere changed there, and for 27-28 minutes all the leaders did not blink."
By Fire, at
Wed Mar 07, 10:48:00 PM:
As President Bush began to speak, a ring platform that was never discovered suddenly activated and out walked Apophis declaring "I am your God".
Reporters laughed, cartoons were drawn...
