Sunday, January 21, 2007
Caption this!
24 Comments:
By 
D.E. Cloutier, at
Sun Jan 21, 06:38:00 PM:
"Perhaps I can generate more interest in my Presidential candidacy if I change my name from John Kerry to John Heinz."
By 
, at
Sun Jan 21, 06:47:00 PM:
1) dammit my botox has stopped working
2) If I can just manage to straighten my brow and raise my chin up an inch I wont look so much like the monster in the adams family
By Grumpy Old Man, at
Sun Jan 21, 06:53:00 PM:
Oh nooo! Mr. Bill, don't take the stick out! I'll collapse!
By GreenmanTim, at
Sun Jan 21, 07:01:00 PM:
"Alas, poor Yorik. I knew him, Horatio. A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy."
By Purple Avenger, at
Sun Jan 21, 07:09:00 PM:
This $2,500 haircut isn't working...
By , at
Sun Jan 21, 09:23:00 PM:
"As many times as he tried, John Kerry could not master the lawyer/duck-call that Dick Cheney mastered."
By Cassandra, at
Sun Jan 21, 09:54:00 PM:
"What am I doing wrong.... Tuh-ray-zuh *swore* those Facercise moves would do wonders for my double chin, but I'm just not feeling the burn..."
By , at
Sun Jan 21, 10:39:00 PM:
I can't pinpoint this smell on my hands!
By Gordon Smith, at
Sun Jan 21, 10:40:00 PM:
By , at
Sun Jan 21, 10:42:00 PM:
It seemed to calm Mary Catherine Gallagher when she did this on SNL, but all I can detect when I do this is the bitter scent of failure, which smells worse than the fart I just cupped into my hands.
By , at
Mon Jan 22, 06:21:00 AM:
That booger tastes pretty good.
By Georg Felis, at
Mon Jan 22, 10:22:00 AM:
“So if I take out an 8th mortgage on my house and loaned it to my 2008 campaign, would that help my chances?”
“I gotta score some more Botox before my official Campaign 2008 photos”
“Try as much as I can, this darned ring just won’t come off. Guess I’m stuck with her.”
“Yes Mrs. Clinton. Of course, Mrs. Clinton. No problem Mrs. Clinton.”
“What do you mean, you can’t find the hat. I have that hat. I know I have that hat.”
“Sorry Bill, you’re not my Vice Presidential choice.”
“I’m so glad to have your support in my Presidential campaign, Mr. Abramoff.”
And of course the MSM headline: “A youthful and exuberant John Kerry looks forward to the 2008 Presidential Campaign”
(sorry for the length, I couldn’t pick my favorite)
By Yishai, at
Mon Jan 22, 10:37:00 AM:
By SR, at
Mon Jan 22, 12:29:00 PM:
John Kerry was also an extra in the Star Wars interglactic bar scene.
By , at
Mon Jan 22, 01:23:00 PM:
John Kerry suffers further humiliation when he awakes to find his nose has left his face. Polls now show his nose is the 2nd leading candidate for the 2008 Democratic Nomination, while Kerry himself ranks 8th, just behind Dennis Kucinich.
jk
By , at
Mon Jan 22, 01:58:00 PM:
"Of course I say I'll release my military records, you just won't hear me give the actual permission"
By , at
Mon Jan 22, 05:58:00 PM:
I should have demanded a recount!
By Assistant Village Idiot, at
Mon Jan 22, 06:45:00 PM:
I like Gambit's caption best. I don't think I could top it.
By , at
Mon Jan 22, 11:57:00 PM:
DAMN MY NOSE IS RUNNING AND I DONT HAVE A HANKIE OR KLEENEX
By , at
Tue Jan 23, 01:05:00 AM:
Damn I knew I shouldn't have used Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon
By , at
Tue Jan 23, 05:39:00 AM:
Why did I have to mention Cambodia ?
By , at
Wed Jan 24, 12:03:00 AM:
" . . . 'tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool . . . 'tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool . . . 'tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool . . ."
By , at
Wed Jan 24, 11:55:00 PM:
KERRY tries to hide his PINNOCIO NOSE before it gets too long
By , at
Fri Jan 26, 12:16:00 AM:
Bless me Father, for I HAVE sinned... BOY! Have I!
