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Friday, December 08, 2006

Res ipsa loquitur 


Police said Olivia Hutcherson, 21, of Anderson, S.C., had been arrested for fighting at a Waffle House shortly before she shot herself in the hand with a .22-caliber pistol she had tried to use to light a cigarette.

How strange. I was arrested for fighting at a Waffle House shortly before I tried to shave with a halberd.

6 Comments:

By Blogger Ken McCracken, at Fri Dec 08, 11:26:00 PM:

Wow, and I thought MY beard was tough . . .  

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Fri Dec 08, 11:49:00 PM:

I see the names of the Darwin Award winners are being leaked early.  

By Blogger TigerHawk, at Sat Dec 09, 06:32:00 AM:

Olivia Hutcherson is not a candidate for a Darwin Award, because she yet lives and is of reproductive age.  

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Sat Dec 09, 11:47:00 AM:

Bad luck. I hoped it was a misprint, and you meant to put "head" instead of hand.  

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Sat Dec 09, 12:53:00 PM:

Loved the restaurant, but hated the customers..........  

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Sat Dec 09, 06:32:00 PM:

Day-um! Thass a crime? To my way a thinking lighting a cigaret that way is within the purview of the Second Amendment. Country goin to hell in a handbasket, I say.  

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