Friday, December 08, 2006
Res ipsa loquitur
Police said Olivia Hutcherson, 21, of Anderson, S.C., had been arrested for fighting at a Waffle House shortly before she shot herself in the hand with a .22-caliber pistol she had tried to use to light a cigarette.
How strange. I was arrested for fighting at a Waffle House shortly before I tried to shave with a halberd.
6 Comments:
By 
Ken McCracken, at
Fri Dec 08, 11:26:00 PM:
Wow, and I thought MY beard was tough . . .
By 
, at
Fri Dec 08, 11:49:00 PM:
I see the names of the Darwin Award winners are being leaked early.
By TigerHawk, at
Sat Dec 09, 06:32:00 AM:
Olivia Hutcherson is not a candidate for a Darwin Award, because she yet lives and is of reproductive age.
By , at
Sat Dec 09, 11:47:00 AM:
Bad luck. I hoped it was a misprint, and you meant to put "head" instead of hand.
By , at
Sat Dec 09, 12:53:00 PM:
Loved the restaurant, but hated the customers..........
By , at
Sat Dec 09, 06:32:00 PM:
Day-um! Thass a crime? To my way a thinking lighting a cigaret that way is within the purview of the Second Amendment. Country goin to hell in a handbasket, I say.
