Friday, June 23, 2006
Damn! We *Knew* It!
Our worst suspicions are confirmed...
Via Emily
While Satan let Rove have most of the spotlight in the hour-long press conference, he did take the microphone to say that he had been “relieved” recently when the White House advisor was cleared of all charges in the CIA leak investigation.
“I can’t imagine running a Republican campaign without my buddy here,” he said, giving Rove a bear hug. “There are plenty of Satans out there, but there’s only one Karl Rove.”
Elsewhere, Dan Rather retired from CBS after 44 years there but said that he would remain active in news and misinformation.
Via Emily
2 Comments:
By 
Counter Trey, at
Fri Jun 23, 09:40:00 PM:
Joint press conference? Really?
That proves as false certain theories that hinged on the two never being in the same room together.
By Dan Collins, at
Sat Jun 24, 11:00:00 AM:
Well, but wasn't Saddam Hussein jealous?
