Sunday, May 07, 2006

Absurd MSM headline of the day... 

Note to file: Headlines like this drive religious Americans completely insane:

On the substance, I would prefer to be kept in the dark. Why do we even know the sexual orientation of a bishop? Bishops, even Whiskypalian1 bishops, aren't supposed to be sexually-oriented in the first place, even if they happen to have a sex life.

CWCID: Lucianne.
1. I can say that because I'm Episcopalian. If you said it I would be deeply offended.


By Anonymous Anonymous, at Sun May 07, 01:09:00 PM:

Yes, you might be offended if I said Whiskypalian. But would you start a campaign of intimidation and suicide bombing.

No? Geeze...you're not a very good Episcopalian then are you. Shame.  

By Blogger Assistant Village Idiot, at Sun May 07, 08:42:00 PM:

So long as you still have a wine list for the Eucharist.  

By Blogger Ben, at Mon May 08, 03:07:00 AM:

Can't Episcopalian bishops get married? And aren't they supposed to?
So wouldn't they have a sex life anyway?

Not that the issue isn't much more complicated than that, of course...  

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Thu May 11, 11:24:00 AM:

You'd be offended and probably have to go around killing people of other religions, right? That is the current, trendy thing to do...


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