Sunday, May 07, 2006
Absurd MSM headline of the day...
Note to file: Headlines like this drive religious Americans completely insane:
On the substance, I would prefer to be kept in the dark. Why do we even know the sexual orientation of a bishop? Bishops, even Whiskypalian1 bishops, aren't supposed to be sexually-oriented in the first place, even if they happen to have a sex life.
1. I can say that because I'm Episcopalian. If you said it I would be deeply offended.
Yes, you might be offended if I said Whiskypalian. But would you start a campaign of intimidation and suicide bombing.
No? Geeze...you're not a very good Episcopalian then are you. Shame.
So long as you still have a wine list for the Eucharist.
Can't Episcopalian bishops get married? And aren't they supposed to?
So wouldn't they have a sex life anyway?
Not that the issue isn't much more complicated than that, of course...
You'd be offended and probably have to go around killing people of other religions, right? That is the current, trendy thing to do...