Wednesday, July 20, 2005
Rove Rantings
Maybe this scandal is, in fact, part of a larger and even more Machiavellian strategy orchestrated by the evil genius himself, one designed to backfire on the Dems and elevate Rove to the point of bizarre saint, a patriotic hero, in a fantastical but not unthinkable effort get Rove promoted, maybe even (eventually) appointed -- brace yourself, because this could actually happen -- to the Supreme Court. Yes, it's possible.
There is no law against it. And yes, Rove is capable of just such a master plan.
5 Comments:
By 
, at
Wed Jul 20, 09:56:00 AM:
Ok, this can not be serious. No one can be this silly about Rove and mean it. The column must be a joke.
Rove as one of the Supremes. Oh please. This guy must just be writting this fringe stuff to get noticed.
By 
Charlottesvillain, at
Wed Jul 20, 11:11:00 AM:
I've always rather enjoyed the "Rove as puppetmaster" theories, although they are difficult to reconcile with the "Bush as evil genius" theories.
By Counter Trey, at
Wed Jul 20, 11:31:00 AM:
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By Counter Trey, at
Wed Jul 20, 11:39:00 AM:
Listen: In certain circles it is well known that a cabal of anonymous Knights Templar had gained possession of secreted documents from the ancient Library at Alexandria (before the fire).
Those documents, written in Sanskrit, and capable of being interpreted only by a certain blind, deaf mute, were translated for the Knights. The translated documents were passed on to Masonic leaders in western Europe and stored in a cellar for centuries. They were recently discovered and this is what they said:
"Rove for Supreme Court Justice"
Now, upon this unveiling, I understand the depth of the roots of the evil Bush cabal.
By KJ, at
Wed Jul 20, 01:06:00 PM:
Have you ever seen Rove and John Roberts together somewhere? I thought not.
His plan has already taken shape.
