Tuesday, March 30, 2010

The Tunnel 

I'm sure all you much hipper people have already seen this joke, but when I saw it on my Facebook feed it was new to me:

Sitting together on a train was Barack Obama, George W. Bush, a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, Bush has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.

The blonde girl thinks: Bush must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.

Bush thinks: Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

Obama thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack Bush again.

He's going to get whacked some more between now and November.


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