Tuesday, March 30, 2010
I'm sure all you much hipper people have already seen this joke, but when I saw it on my Facebook feed it was new to me:
Sitting together on a train was Barack Obama, George W. Bush, a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, Bush has a bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.
The blonde girl thinks: Bush must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.
Bush thinks: Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
Obama thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack Bush again.
He's going to get whacked some more between now and November.