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Wednesday, September 24, 2008

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PETA is nothing if not a source of comedy gold:

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sent a letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, cofounders of Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc., urging them to replace cow's milk they use in their ice cream products with human breast milk, according to a statement recently released by a PETA spokeswoman.

Gag me with a spoon.

Good publicity stunt, though. If you did not know what PETA was before, you will now.

12 Comments:

By Blogger Escort81, at Wed Sep 24, 06:58:00 PM:

Too bad Cohen and Greenfield don't own or control the company anymore!

I like the S'mores flavor they sell.  

By Blogger JPMcT, at Wed Sep 24, 06:58:00 PM:

Think of the Flavor Selections: Coconut Royale, Purple Herman, TaTa Tangerine, Mammolicious, La Leche Lemon, etc.

Marketing: "More than a mouthful is wasted", "Finger Lickin' Good" (I think the chicken people own that one), "Show Me Your Cones".

Speaking of cones...think Madonna in a Ben & Jerry's commercial...

Instead of small, medium and large....you could order the B, C or Double D cups!

It goes on and on.....  

By Blogger Dan Kauffman, at Wed Sep 24, 08:15:00 PM:

PETA officials say a move to human breast milk would lessen the suffering of dairy cows and their babies on factory farms and benefit human health

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What about Human Babies? the Cows babies do not "suffer" they become Veal ;-) yummmmmmmmmmmmm  

By Blogger Miss Ladybug, at Wed Sep 24, 09:06:00 PM:

EEEWWW!  

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wed Sep 24, 10:18:00 PM:

Ben and Jerry could video tape the milking process and sell it for more proft than the ice cream itself. Brilliant!  

By Blogger joated, at Thu Sep 25, 09:40:00 AM:

I'm a bt fuzzy on this but I believe Piers Anthony worte a short story called "In the Barn" for a Harlan Ellison collection called Again, Dangerous Visions that had just such a premise, i.e. human females as a source of milk. It wasn't a pretty picture at all.  

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Thu Sep 25, 10:49:00 AM:

Wellllllllll. To get industrial quantities of human breast milk you need a lot of knocked up women. Then you have this problem of what to do with the baby humans. Baby cows are easy; baby humans, not so much.

If PETA wants to give that idea a test run we could start by impregnating all of the PETA women and see how that turns out.  

By Blogger Dawnfire82, at Thu Sep 25, 11:42:00 AM:

There's a PETA publicity stunt that might generate a turnout.  

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Thu Sep 25, 12:20:00 PM:

PETA doesn't care about cows or pets. Indeed, PETA actually wants to kill them. How else do you explain the obvious side effect of their anti-meat, anti-pet policies, which would cause most of these animals to die if humans didn't want them anymore?  

By Blogger Georg Felis, at Thu Sep 25, 02:40:00 PM:

These people make it *really* hard to write parody.  

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Mon Sep 29, 01:49:00 AM:

Sick sick sick i mean these PETA jerks are absolutly sick and stupid i mean only a idiot would have anything to do with PETA and only atree hugging granola munching idiot would even touch BEN & JERRYS puke paste ice cream  

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