Friday, January 21, 2011
Special state dinner Caption This!
The official caption is not very illuminating:
U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton raises her glass for a toast during a State Dinner in honor of China's President Hu Jintao at the White House in Washington, January 19, 2011.
I think we all know that you could have done, and still can do, much better.
The ugly old hag offered Snow White some "special" apple juice.
Should do better!
...ary Clinton said "I specifically asked for a nice Chianti. And the Fava beans are clearly undercooked".
"Secretary of State Clinton, having negotiated her campaign financing with President Hu of China, raises her glass in a toast to her close political ally."
Secretary of State Clinton raises her glass, determined not to let those water spots ruin a perfectly acceptable glass of wine, thinking that in her day, there were NEVER water spots. . .
"A toast to the new ownership!"
Or, Anon, the more traditional: "I, for one, honor our new Chinese overlords."
I jush wanna say misher chu, aum mer chusy, merser hoosey, aum so grad, er glad you comesha wershingwon. A toost to yur wealth, aum health.
"Here's looking at you, kid!"
"If I hold this glass just so..I can see my reflection at the head of the table!!!!"
Oh well, Hu ain't no prize, but I've got my freak on and this cougar's gotta hunt!
A toast to President Who. Or is it What? I don't know!
Joining the cast as Mrs Lovett in Sweeney Todd is......
"He has my precious in his pocketses."
"'Hu's on First.' Oh, I get it...that's funny.
Just where do I put that crucifix in here?
Congratulations Bill, best cigar trick ever.
I thought Barbara Bel Geddes was dead
I've got news for you, the wrinkle cream just ain't makin' it