Monday, February 15, 2010

Proof that God exists 

For proof of God, look no further. I would have been screwed if the answer had been boiled kale.

CWCID: Glenn Reynolds.


By Blogger Simon Kenton, at Mon Feb 15, 05:01:00 PM:

One of my neighbors eats boiled kale and never eats any bread unless it is dense-packed with phenocrysts like quinoa/* and wheat 'berries' and cleans up all the neighborhood dog shit for use in his composter and rides his bicycle no matter how cold and icy it is.

I am grateful he exists. I am more grateful I never have to eat any of the vegetables he grows with the dog-shit compost. If he were silent, and were deprived of the franchise, I would be profoundly grateful he exists.

/* Quinoa, the Miracle Grain of the Aztecs. It looks like spirochetes, which abates the appetite of anybody who knows anything about venereal disease.  

By Blogger Dawnfire82, at Mon Feb 15, 05:09:00 PM:

"Red grapes and dark chocolate join blueberries, garlic, soy, and teas..."

Awesome news for me!  

By Blogger Charlottesvillain, at Mon Feb 15, 05:30:00 PM:

When you throw in the miracle of cannabis your point is hard to refute.  

By Blogger joated, at Mon Feb 15, 09:41:00 PM:

Wahoo! I'm eating better than I thought. (Well, except for the soy. Only get that in the sweet and sour soup or as sauce.)

Maybe I should have gone on the Seneca Lake Wine and Chocolate Trail tour for Valentine's Day.  

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