Sunday, January 31, 2010
Sunday cocktail hour Caption This!
From the official White House Flickr feed, an extraordinary opportunity to supply your own caption!
I think I am the greatest, therefore I am.
How Blue Can You Get. (BB King)
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the most fantastic one of
I keep on talking, but people just don't listen. You listen, don't you?
What is this about wanting me to "actually do" something? I keep on showing up on TV and radio and campaigning. So I've done absolutely everything anyone can do. What else is there?
Where did the teleprompter go?
I am not a cr--
uh, I am not an Idealogue.
Mr. Soros...sre you there?...if I'm a good boy can I have the two way mirrors removed from my office?? Pleeeeeezee???
"I am the one we've been waiting for"
Wait for it .......
" and I thought he was just a daywalking vampire."
Damn, I need some styrofoam columns behind me
"And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack...And you may find yourself in another part of the world..."
In a rare moment of self-indulgence, President Obama wonders what he'll look like as a postage stamp.
Who says I don't reach out to the other side?
How much is that doggie in the window?
Aside from the fun of captioning this, I'm just flummoxed by the weirdness of the whole idea of this photo. Is this the photo we're going to see in all Federal offices? Why would the White House post a photo of the President admiring himself when the make on him is that he is a narcissist?
I just have this sinking feeling that Obama's yin and yang are anger and depression.
He is thinking: "You look maaaaaaaaahhhhhvoloussssssss!" (as in the old SNL Billy Crystal skit, doing Fernando Lamas)
Caption: Jeez, I really hate this job. It's just not fun anymore. It's just too hard. I'm supposed to be the Messiah, for Christ's sake! I wonder if Michelle would let me quit?
Caption: I think the earthlings are on to me. I've got to contact the mothership again and tell them to beam me up ASAP.
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me
Since from the angles of this, President Obama cannot see himself, he is seeing the reflection of the camera person, I would title this: "You have my good side there, right? No bald spot? 'cause I gotta scratch."
"Papa, your black heritage is wonderful; why did you have to bang a dumb, lazy, shiftless, corrupt, mendacious bimbo who passed on all her traits to me?"
The rising oceans are subsiding, the earth is cooling. This is the moment you have waited for.
Reminds me of what his pal Senator Franken used to say on Saturday Night Live.
He told his mirror
"you're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggone it, people like you"
Why do I always look like Erkle?
*points at mirror*
"You da man...no, YOU da man...no, YOU da man..."
Meeting the mayor tomorrow. Must practice my curtsies.