Saturday, October 17, 2009
All too often one gets the sense that John "Bluto" Blutarsky is behind the interpretation of Islamic law. Apparently the Somali religious cops are now asking women to prove their own reality.
The insurgent group Al Shabaab has sent gunmen into the streets of Mogadishu to round up any women who appear to have a firm bust, residents claimed yesterday.
The women are then inspected to see if the firmness is natural, or if it is the result of wearing a bra.
If they are found wearing a bra, they are ordered to remove it and shake their breasts, residents said.
You know that the grunts charged with this duty had more than a few chuckles when that order came down from the clerical overlords.
Of course, what happens next is no joke. It never is when the Islamists take over.
Boys will be boys! Wonder how long the ladies have to "shake them" to satisfy the guardians of their moral purity?
Let's see how long it takes for the groundswell of Muslim revulsion at this to reach gale force. Chirp ... chirp ....