Saturday, October 17, 2009

Important developments in Islamic law 

All too often one gets the sense that John "Bluto" Blutarsky is behind the interpretation of Islamic law. Apparently the Somali religious cops are now asking women to prove their own reality.

The insurgent group Al Shabaab has sent gunmen into the streets of Mogadishu to round up any women who appear to have a firm bust, residents claimed yesterday.

The women are then inspected to see if the firmness is natural, or if it is the result of wearing a bra.

If they are found wearing a bra, they are ordered to remove it and shake their breasts, residents said.

You know that the grunts charged with this duty had more than a few chuckles when that order came down from the clerical overlords.

Of course, what happens next is no joke. It never is when the Islamists take over.


By Blogger Dawnfire82, at Sat Oct 17, 06:00:00 PM:

I wonder which sides the feminists will take?  

By Anonymous Sissy Willis, at Sat Oct 17, 06:17:00 PM:

You KNOW the women are asking for it! :-)  

By Blogger randian, at Sat Oct 17, 07:37:00 PM:

Bras are an infidel invention, and therefore forbidden. Compare with modern weaponry, also an infidel invention, which is not forbidden.  

By Blogger Kinuachdrach, at Sat Oct 17, 10:09:00 PM:

Boys will be boys! Wonder how long the ladies have to "shake them" to satisfy the guardians of their moral purity?

Let's see how long it takes for the groundswell of Muslim revulsion at this to reach gale force. Chirp ... chirp ....  

By Blogger Escort81, at Sat Oct 17, 11:41:00 PM:

That's SENATOR Blutarsky, thank you very much.  

By Blogger JPMcT, at Sun Oct 18, 11:06:00 AM:

The religion of Piece.  

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Sun Oct 18, 09:48:00 PM:

In about another two or three hundred years these idiots will start worrying about important stuff, like their mortgages and getting their kids into college. Until then...  

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