Monday, April 20, 2009
Jargon that is new to me
I admit, hip as I am I had not heard this term:
Locasexual n. An environmentalist who applies locavore logic to affection and, on principle, will date only locally. Refusing long-distance attachments and coolly calculating "sex miles," this carbon-conscious canoodler makes love as romantic as a spreadsheet.
Release the hounds.
6 Comments:
By 
, at
Mon Apr 20, 07:31:00 PM:
By 
Escort81, at
Mon Apr 20, 08:57:00 PM:
I don't care how large a carbon footprint results, never date someone locally. You need a buffer zone. Otherwise, you get the unannounced drop-ins. Plus, you can get a sense of the relationship as either "absence makes the heart grow fonder" or "out of sight, out of mind.
Anyway, it is more romantic.
I'll buy offsets from Al Gore if I have to. What price can you put on sanity?
By , at
Mon Apr 20, 09:33:00 PM:
Dating leads to marriage.
Marriage leads to divorce.
Divorce leads to poverty.
Divorce makes Spitzer's hookers look like a bargain.
By JPMcT, at
Mon Apr 20, 11:11:00 PM:
Relax...it's just God's way of thinning the herd.
By , at
Tue Apr 21, 01:11:00 AM:
There is something even better:
But do they have gore-gasm?Vilmos
By GreenmanTim, at
Tue Apr 21, 11:54:00 AM:
So all us married folks have credits to burn, I guess. Where do I go to cash in?
Reductio ad absurdum, however, this would also be an argument in favor of incest.
I have always valued sense of humor in my mates. Not sure this would apply to someone calculating her sex miles.
