Wednesday, March 25, 2009
One pound at a time
If you are an American male of a certain age (say, 47), there is a very good chance that around 30 years ago you had a thing for Valerie Bertinelli. Then she gained a bunch of weight and sort of disappeared (charitable Wikipedia page notwithstanding).
Well, you just got your adolescence back. Bertinelli is in the best shape of her life, she says, and has the People cover to prove it.
I wonder if Eddie Van Halen is bumming right now.
7 Comments:
By 
Anthony, at
Wed Mar 25, 08:50:00 PM:
Oh, the memories. Thanks for the much-needed smile. :)
By Escort81, at
Wed Mar 25, 09:27:00 PM:
Amazing what you can accomplish with diet and exercise (having not read the article, I assume and hope that's what it says).
I was never a huge Valerie fan, although she was and is OK. Back in the day, I thought Olivia Newton-John was all that, and maybe also the actress who portrayed Marsha on the Brady Bunch.
By Andrew Hofer, at
Wed Mar 25, 09:48:00 PM:
Is her face molded from wax? I do not find this attractive.
By TigerHawk, at
Wed Mar 25, 10:22:00 PM:
Oh. I missed that. Good point.
By 
, at
Wed Mar 25, 10:49:00 PM:
Eddie Van Halen is not bumming right now. He is too busy snorting blow off of an underage hooker to be concerned with this.
By , at
Wed Mar 25, 11:29:00 PM:
To my eyes, there's a lot of artifacting around the borders of her thighs, indicating substantial photoshopping
By , at
Thu Mar 26, 06:03:00 AM:
Hey, never found her to be particularly hot, but she's looking a lot better than most women her age ... now, as for Eddie, that boy is looking near dead ... and, as anon points out, still probably living life like one big party.
