Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Islamist conspiracy theories
The craziest thing about the latest insanity from al Qaeda Central is that it rings so damnably true:
Osama bin Laden's chief deputy in an audiotape Tuesday accused Shiite Iran of trying to discredit the Sunni al-Qaida terror network by spreading the conspiracy theory that Israel was behind the Sept. 11 attacks.
With any luck they will start blowing each other up in places other than Iraq. A few months of al Qaeda vs. Hezbollah might actually make moderation come back in vogue. Indeed, even Hollywood could make an anti-al Qaeda movie if the "good guys" were Hezbollah.
Read the whole thing, if for no other reason than to catch al-Zawahri channeling Al Gore.
3 Comments:
By 
, at
Tue Apr 22, 03:08:00 PM:
That was an Onion headline a few weeks ago.
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/9_11_conspiracy_theories
By , at
Tue Apr 22, 03:56:00 PM:
"Indeed, even Hollywood could make an anti-al Qaeda movie if the "good guys" were Hezbollah."
Best.Line.All.Year
Keep up the good work
By 
Dawnfire82, at
Tue Apr 22, 08:17:00 PM:
HAHA!
That strange sound you hear is 'troothers' heads exploding.
