Saturday, January 19, 2008
If the election were about milkshakes
These are pretty funny. Samples:
I drink your milkshake, even though I opposed drinking your milkshake four years ago. -Mitt Romney
I drink your milkshake, but only if the Bible says it's allowed. -Mike Huckabee
I drank a milkshake on 9/11. -Rudy Giuliani
I drink your milkshake, but I'm paying for it with gold. -Ron Paul
I voted for drinking your milkshake before I voted against it. -John Kerry
Global warming is melting your milkshake. -Al Gore
7 Comments:
, atI guess you could call that food for thought. What would their viewpoints be on frappes?
By SR, at Sun Jan 20, 12:14:00 AM:
"I'm going make you choke on your milkshake, " Hillary Clinton
By GreenmanTim, at Sun Jan 20, 12:25:00 AM:
"Milkshakes are bad for you and consumers should be protected from them" - Ralph Nader
By GreenmanTim, at Sun Jan 20, 12:28:00 AM:
The Framers of the Constitution said nothing about your having the right to drink milkshakes." - Justice Scalia
By GreenmanTim, at Sun Jan 20, 12:34:00 AM:
"My family will be stuck drinking milkshakes in Iowa now until school gets out this summer." - Chris Dodd
, atAl gore will ruin your milkshake with his HOT AIR
By Georg Felis, at Wed Jan 23, 10:58:00 AM:
"I can has your milkshakez?" -- Kitten