Saturday, June 16, 2007
Caption this!: Palestinian civil war edition
The original caption reads:
A Hamas militant is seen inside of an X-ray machine in front of journalists in the passport processing area of the terminal at the Rafah Border Crossing which is now controlled by Hamas militants, near Rafah, in the southern Gaza Strip, June 15, 2007. On its first day of full rule in Gaza, the Islamic militant party Hamas on Friday granted amnesty to Fatah leaders, signaling that it seeks conciliation with the defeated forces of moderate Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas.
I refuse to believe that TigerHawk's esteemed readers can't do better than that!
CWCID: LGF.
22 Comments:
By D.E. Cloutier, at Sat Jun 16, 12:18:00 AM:
In the new TV series, Zorro is an Arab.
, atTHE TELIBAN WITH THE X-RAYED EYES
By rickl, at Sat Jun 16, 01:06:00 AM:
The Department of Homeland Security embraces multiculturalism.
By Christopher Chambers, at Sat Jun 16, 01:06:00 AM:
Eager to ensure that TSA screeners can't unionize, GOP Senate leaders rammed home an amendment to the immigration bill to require that TSA hire Honduran workers off the books at $3.75 an hour...
By Noumenon, at Sat Jun 16, 03:04:00 AM:
We at the Department of Homeland Security hope this image helps Americans understand why all airline travelers will now be forced to crawl naked through the X-ray machine before boarding.
By Purple Avenger, at Sat Jun 16, 06:00:00 AM:
All your luggage are belong to us.
By Jeff, at Sat Jun 16, 07:31:00 AM:
The Democratic idea of health care.
, atWhat?! Its my laptop computer, I swear!
By Pangloss, at Sat Jun 16, 10:08:00 AM:
You know something is wrong at the border when a terrorist, complete with fatigues, balaclava, and AK47, crawls through the X-Ray machine and nobody raises an eyebrow.
, atanother Bush triumph, rolls off the assembly line
, at"don't make me tell you again to take your shoes off, insert all metal objects in the container, your laptop, etc. AND remember to retain your boarding pass for the TSA inspector on the other side of the scanner".
, atPrinceton reseachers begin intensive 3 month research project into the psychology and physiology of terrorists.
, atI'd like someone to turn that thing on and give that doofus a good shot of xrays.
By RebeccaH, at Sat Jun 16, 12:57:00 PM:
Mohammed Abdul (thinking): By the camel's beard, how long do I have to stay here doing this Allah-forsaken luggage-screening duty? What's that tingly sensation around my family jewels?
By Hope Muntz, at Sat Jun 16, 02:05:00 PM:
, atThe true intentions of Hamas finally being exposed.
By K T Cat, at Sat Jun 16, 03:15:00 PM:
Man, did I get lucky! Abdul had to lay down on the Coca-Cola bottling machine conveyer belt. Now he's got bottle caps stuck all over his ass.
By GreenmanTim, at Sat Jun 16, 04:08:00 PM:
If only Akbar had sprung for the Gucci Luggage instead of a cheap, no name brand, the terrorist would still be in his suitcase and safely on the plane.
, at , atThis Nobel peace prize I have in my pocket says that you are the aggressor.
, atSir, you'll still hae to remove your shoes.
By Georg Felis, at Mon Jun 18, 11:04:00 AM:
TSA screening devices can now can detect terrorists 100% of the time (provided they carry AK-47s, wear masks, and crawl through a tunnel)