Friday, May 18, 2007

Friday afternoon caption contest! 

The original caption says this:

Actors Rebecca Romijn, left, and Jerry O'Connell attend the Maxim Hot 100 Party held at the Gansevoort Hotel in New York City on Wednesday, May 16, 2007.

Surely we can do better than that!

In unrelated news, the TigerHawk reader survey indicates that 89% of our readers are male.


By Anonymous GreenmanTim, at Fri May 18, 02:54:00 PM:

Not a caption, but by way of comment on the gender breakdown of your readership, via Spinal Tap:

Marty DiBergi: "Let's talk about your music today...uh, one thing that puzzles me...um...is the make up of your audience seems to be...uh...predominantly young boys."

David St. Hubbins: "Well, it's a sexual thing, isn't it? Aside from the identifying the boys do with us there's also a re-reaction to the female...of the female to our music. How did you put it?"

Nigel Tufnel: "Really they're quite fearful - that's my theory. They see us on stage with tight trousers. We've got, you know, armadillos in our trousers. I mean it's really quite frightening..."

David St. Hubbins: "Yeah."

Nigel Tufnel: "...the size...and and they, they run screaming."  

By Blogger Screwy Hoolie, at Fri May 18, 04:07:00 PM:

"The sex dolls they're making these days are so lifelike... check out this Romijn 6000."  

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Fri May 18, 05:34:00 PM:

"everything is so very different since the twins came into my life"  

By Blogger Christopher Chambers, at Fri May 18, 06:12:00 PM:

"The President thinks she's a dead ringer for Anne Coulter. Go figure."  

By Blogger Purple Avenger, at Fri May 18, 06:59:00 PM:

This year's model features lower maintenance costs than the prior Ivana Trump model.  

By Blogger Papa Ray, at Fri May 18, 08:34:00 PM:

"No, the rumors are wrong, she is not a Redneck, just look at her!"

"What we need is a few more Rednecks"

Watch the video, you won't see her anywhere.

Papa Ray  

By Blogger Fire, at Fri May 18, 11:22:00 PM:

"I was all set up to watch season one of my Simon & Simon blu-ray dvd collection....then Becky called...what's a man to do?"  

By Anonymous Myrtus, at Sat May 19, 10:52:00 AM:

I bet he's talking about the proper conduct regarding adult male breastfeeding....go here for more details. :D


By Blogger Assistant Village Idiot, at Sat May 19, 08:12:00 PM:

Meet Bruno. Am I the greatest plastic surgeon in the world or what?  

By Blogger Country Squire, at Sat May 19, 08:35:00 PM:

Bruno, the world's greatest plastic surgeon, went on to say "Just look at some of my most recent work, twice as large as God intended and they stand straight out, unlike Newton intended."  

By Anonymous iowahawk, at Sun May 20, 04:34:00 PM:

Hey! Is this some kind of bust?  

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