Thursday, December 14, 2006
Take the moonbat quiz
A couple of highlights:
The collapse of the Twin Towers in New York on 9/11/01 was caused by:
A: Mossad agents who planted bombs in the towers, then detonated them when the holographic projections of aircraft were shown striking the building, after first warning all the Jews in the towers not to show up for work (10 points).
B: CIA agents working for President Bush who planted bombs and detonated them when the aircraft hit. (8 points)
C: Aircraft piloted by special Mossad agents and loaded with explosives (5 points)
D: American commercial airliners hijacked by suicidal Moslem terrorists from the Middle East. (0 points)
The American Press is:
A: Scrupulously neutral in its treatment of issues, except for that right-wing partisan rag Fox News. (10 points)
B: Fairly good about showing what is really going on in the world, from Iraq to politics without any real bias except for the Jewish controlled newspapers (8 points)
C: A noble profession with a few notable flaws, but generally a good way to keep up on real news, not like those out-of-control bloggers (5 points)
D: A poor shadow of a formerly good institution, who has sold their integrity for instant ratings and mindless schlock, willing to accept and repeat any news that makes Bush look bad without question, but unable to report the whole truth. (0 points)
More where that came from.
6 Comments:
By 
honestpartisan, at
Thu Dec 14, 01:02:00 PM:
Ahh, the ever-popular straw man.
By Lanky_Bastard, at
Thu Dec 14, 01:20:00 PM:
Yeah, brainwashing for already mindless. Entertaining though.
The collapse of the Twin Towers in New York on 9/11/01 was caused by:
E: American commercial airliners hijacked by 15 Saudis, an Egyptian and 2 UAE terrorists, on behalf of terrorist leader Osama bin Laden.
F: That Iraqi bastard Saddam Hussien, who is finally going to get what he deserves.
G: Iran and Syria.
By William, at
Thu Dec 14, 04:45:00 PM:
Nice Lanky. Let it swing both ways. Albeit the second question needs some more in-between answers. What is the derogatory term for a crazy conservative?
By Dawnfire82, at
Thu Dec 14, 06:21:00 PM:
'Fundie' and 'Bushie,' I think.
By honestpartisan, at
Thu Dec 14, 11:58:00 PM:
There's the ever-popular "wingnut."
By Lanky_Bastard, at
Fri Dec 15, 03:10:00 PM:
"What is the derogatory term for a crazy conservative?"
Neocon
